I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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