ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
How does one acquire holy water?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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