Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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