I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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