Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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