Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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