dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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