My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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