I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Someone signed my nipple.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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