I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She announced her abortion via fbk
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
