She's JV to your varsity
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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