At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
vagina is talking i cant
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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