Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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