honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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