they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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