names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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