They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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