Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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