Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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