She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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