Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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