Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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