Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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