did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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