Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
My life is pants optional.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize