Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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