If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
