check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize