i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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