He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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