This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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