I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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