no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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