I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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