Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
its liver damage thursday
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