But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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