kristin has been a bad kristin
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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