Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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