that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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