who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
