They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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