your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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