Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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