maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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