so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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