i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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