Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
