I'm so fucking centered right now
Do you still have your period?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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