a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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