The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
This is the prime rib incident all over again
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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