A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Randomize
