also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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