Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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