So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
