elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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